Ben on December 4th, 2008

Panic attacks are sudden, discrete periods of intense anxiety, mounting physiological arousal, fear, stomach problems and discomfort that are associated with a variety of somatic and cognitive symptoms. The onset of these episodes is typically abrupt, and may have no obvious triggers. Although these episodes may appear random, they are a subset of an evolutionary [...]

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Ben on November 26th, 2008

As with nearly every day, Lewis and I went on another punning spree. Now for your reading pleasure…or displeasure depending your level of comfort for bad puns.
Ben: http://www.amazon.com/Lowel-Digital-Imaging-Tabletop-Fluorescent/dp/B0009K50RO?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1202049246&sr=8-1 i want that
http://steamykitchen.com/blog/2008/02/03/lowel-ego-lights-for-food-photography/
Lewis: that’s pretty amazing
amaz-on-ing
Ben: yeah. lighting makes all the difference
Lewis: i might get my dad something like that, he sells gourds (and believe it or [...]

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Ben on November 21st, 2008

After reading this article, and sending it to Lewis, we decided exactly how the conversation must’ve gone. Enjoy.
Ben: Gene: Ok, so we need to get 3,200ft of cable over there. Any ideas?
Jeff: We could attache them to a helicopter and take it over.
Gene: Really? That’s the best you got?
Jeff: Well it’s better than the rocket [...]

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Ben on October 17th, 2007

So the birthday weekend has come and gone, and I have to admit that I’m very happy. Everything went according to plan. The weather was perfect, the company was great, the cabin was cozy, etc. I had a blast.

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Ben on April 24th, 2007

Lewis and Jennifer had an unfortunate event over the weekend when someone went in their car and stole her purse. This is never a good thing, but they got their stuff back and chances are that the perp. will be caught at some point. Anyway, on to the funny part. He and I were trying [...]

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Ben on February 15th, 2007

Here’s a chat Lewis and I had today. Its one of those rare occasions when a pun just keeps getting worse and worse until it blows up. Enjoy:

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Ben on December 12th, 2006

This is pretty much how my morning went. Enjoy:

laserfloyd: i was jonesin for something to eat, so i found a piece of sweet n’ low candy in my drawer here, and i thought to myself “‘SWEET’ n’ low”
me: nice. so what’s the low down on that?
laserfloyd: sugar free, but it was low down in drawer
so [...]

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