The deets on my rant from last night
Ok, here’s the situation (and no, my parents didn’t go away for a week’s vacation). Last night I met up with Scott and Jessica in Hiram for some drinks and catching up. It was good to hang out with some friends I hadn’t seen in a while and just see how everyone was doing. After that Scott and I went to see The Hangover (review to come later). I see a spot near the theater and I pull in noticing that some jackass has pulled his huge truck through into the spot in front of him, therefore taking up 2 spots. Well, there was enough room to get my car in so I pull up, park my car, get out and go see the movie.
The movie was great and I’m in a good mood. I get out and notice there is a cop and some people standing around my car. I say to Scott “man, I hope this cop moves so I can get out of my spot.” Well, when I get over there, they say “There you are!” to which I reply “Yep, here I am?!” The gentleman says informs me that I have run into his truck and that he has called the cops to file an incident report. I take a look and sure enough my bumper is touching his…barely. Some words were exchanged and a property damage report was filed by the cops and away I went.
So basically, this fucknut pulls his truck into a spot that is clearly too small for him and takes up 2 spots at the front of the parking lot. I seize and opportunity to get a close spot and pull in the other part of the one he’s taking up. It is on a slight downward slope and I reckon when I put my car in park it rolled forward an inch or 2. Since he had a 90 majillion ton truck I didn’t notice that I was touching his bumper. When he gets back, he takes a look, decides that his “$50k truck” has been hit and it is his civic duty to call Hiram’s finest out there to file a report. While the police were jotting information down they ask the guy to back his truck up and see if there is any damage…there isn’t. His nice shiny bumper is just fine and the steel hooks he has on the front of the truck are steel there (had to throw a pun in). My bumper is in the same condition and everything is as it was prior to the “accident”. So there was no harm to any one’s vehicle and everything was fine, but instead of just pulling back and checking he decided to call the cops.
This just goes to show that people in Hiram suck ass. I seriously can’t wait to get out of that place. I know it was a long drawn out explanation to the details of last night, but I just kinda felt like writing this morning.