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I am all over this mess. I loves me some Saved By The Bell.

J*** in my pants!

Bryan sent me this today and for the first time in a while I actually LOL’d at a video. It was just too damn funny. I’m now on a mission to find a mp3 of this. Once I do, I’ll have a new ring tone.

So tonight whilst perusing through friends bloggins and such I came across one where a friend posted a video that was pretty much the most bad ass thing ever. So I will now do my part to spread the word. So now for your listening and watching pleasure:

Personally I liked this one better:

But they still rock my face off so I went ahead and picked up his CD. Not much else to say. Dude is simply amazing. 

Thank you petitlemans for posting amazingness, and thank you Ronald Jenkees being being awesomesauce!

Due to lack of interwebs and all sorts of other stuff I was unable to post any video’s last Friday. Hopefully these will make up for it.

Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals

 

Punched right before eating.

 

http://www.vimeo.com/1011123
This video makes me want to cook something or smash something or smaook something. I dunno, but I like it.

 

 

There’s almost too many jokes that can be made about this. I’ll hold off and just keep watching it and laughing.

 

I love how around election time, people will dig up ANYTHING. I guess it’s a good thing that I will never run for office.

 

OH CRAP! is right. I’ve not watched this show on TV, but I’ve heard it’s pretty funny.

 

So I picked up the Portal  other day and proceeded to lay the smack on it until I beat it 5 hours later (I guess it’s good I didn’t actually pay for it). Anyway, the ending song was fantastic!

 

My friend Dale posted this last week and I now feel the need to spread it to the masses:
He’s a friend of her’s and he came in 7th at the 2008 Air Guitar Competition. This guy’s my new hero!

Post was kinda late due to the fact that I was having an awesome day. The day went pretty much about as good as it could. Enjoy these videos!

Sean sent me this. Freaked me the hell out.

I hope my kids are this awesome. 

Last week was the ninja cat, this week:

This guy just comes out and will fight your ass! 

I really want of these to bite it:
http://www.vimeo.com/1609126
But it never happens. 

OMFGWTFM!!!!

PEWPEWPEWRAINBOWBBQ!!!!! Just fyi, rainbows can not be natural. We have proof.

HULK SMASH BEAR!!!!

I also approve this message.

 

Starts weak, goes pretty funny, this ends on a weak note, but I enjoyed the music.
http://www.vimeo.com/1803546

I’m all about some manipulation of exposures and camerary and all that jazz. 
http://www.vimeo.com/1185346
This was a neat idea, wish it was a bit longer. 

Yet another manipulation of the camera and playing around with the footage in post.
http://www.vimeo.com/1668653
One of these days I’ll put together something this cool.

Ninja cat:

I mean, this cat is just flippin’ awesome. I like when he’s on the chair. Thanks to Lone Korean for sharing this.

Hug a Developer:

You should seriously hug a developer today. They are hurting, can’t you see? I think Bryan sent me this, but I can’t recall.

Coldplay Clocks iPhone:

This is just craziness! Thanks go to Bryan for this. 

Estelle – American Boy ft. Kanye West

Gretchen suggested this song. Pretty catchy. 

New Media Douchebags:

Jon sent me this… maybe? 

Will Ferrell answers fan questions:

Will Ferrell is pretty damn funny you have to admit. Thanks Bryan for that.

Metamorphosis:
http://www.vimeo.com/1747316
Random video I found on the best video site on the net. I like anything done with processing.

Gorilla Driving a Rocket!
http://www.vimeo.com/1750076
It’s freakin’ Gorilla driving a rocket!!!

So this week is kinda all over the map. I’ve got a good variety of videos. So with out further adieu, I present the random video’s on a Friday, 09/12 edition.

First off is an HD nature type video from Vimeo. There’s something captivating about these types of videos. One of these days I’ll get an HD camera with the high-speed filming and such and make my own. Until then I’ll just enjoy videos like this:

http://www.vimeo.com/1690892

Next up is something completely random. I saw this on a friends staus and couldn’t help but laugh. 

I believe this is from a DS game. I have no idea really, but it’s kinda funny.

Anytime I get a FoTC song stuck in my head I have to post a video about it. Today’s Conchord’s song is Business Time.

Classic! Not sure if the video will come through since “This video may not be suitable for minors.” If not, go find it on YouTube.

This will probably not sit well with some. But here goes anyway.

Now I’ll most likely be making a post about my political choice at some point, but know that right now I’m leaning towards Obama. My reasons up until Sarah Palin was put into the mix were purely to be a part of history. Now it could be history either way. So I will weigh my options carefully.

Random video game humor. Kinda mildly ammusing.

Emiliana Torrini has a new album out. I really enjoyed her previous album and since I couldn’t find any video’s from the new album, I figured I’d post something from the other one.
 
She’s pretty much teh hottness.

Quirky and fun.
http://www.vimeo.com/1700732 
Pretty entertaining. The work that went into that must’ve been insane. Some people just have too much time on their hands. 

 

That’s a pretty good mix this week. Nothing earth shattering, but something to keep someone mildly entertained for a mintue or so.

UPDATE!
This was too amazing to pass up.

It’s Arnold and  Bale (I know I used the first name of one and the last name of the other, but what ever). Anyway, whoo hoo!!!!! Arnold is going to play a role in T4. How bad ass is that? Anyway, the clip is pretty borning, but it’s good to see that this movie will no doubt be one of the best movies ever made. Now if they could only put Matthew McConaughey and Gerard Butler it would pretty much reign surpreme.

Bryan reminded me of the awesomness that is this!

Yeah, I know…it’s pretty much the best song ever written. I’ll see if I can make an mp3 out of it for my new ringtone.

It’s that time again for a random assortment of videos that I found awesome, terrible, awesomely terrible, terribly awesome, or some combination of those. Well, some might not fall into any of those categories.

This week I’ll get things started with:

I was all about some 2Get+Her back in the day. You have to admit, it’s pretty terribly awesome.

So next week iTunes 8 might be coming out. There are rumors that a new visualizations will implemented and that this is how they are going to look:
http://www.vimeo.com/169308
I have to admit that I don’t use the visualizer that much, but this looks like it could be pretty cool for parties.

In remembrance of Jerry Reed:

This is the kind of country I can get behind.

So everyone that knows me or has read this thing for any amount of time knows my mad crush on Mary Murphy. Here’s the dance she did on the SYTYCD season finale:

I mean, hello! She teh hottness! She’s my Anthony Bourdain.

I think 4 is a good number of videos this week. I’ve been busy with other things and haven’t really got a chance to dig around. I’m gonna try and find some more for next week. Again, if anyone has any videos they’d like to contribute, send’em my way.

I have a few videos to post this week, nothing special, just a few videos that I came across this week that I thought warranted placement.

I’ll get things started with a little Kanye and Jay Z:
http://www.vimeo.com/1483104
I dunno, I just like Kanye and Jay Z so I thought this was pretty cool.

AWWWW SNAP!

This is a pretty terrible song, and the video is almost just as bad, but if you know me, you know I’ll prolly be rollin’ deep with this blasting.

Paper Planes (the real version):

So this song is used in the Pineapple Express trailers, but never actually appeared in the movie (at least I don’t recall it being in there.) A while back I posted a video of some peeps dancing to this. I figured I’d track down the real video. I actually like the one of the people dancing better, but oh well.

LIGHTNING!!!

This was one of the most amazing lightning video’s ever! After all these years it’s the first time I’ve seen lighting filmed in high speed then played back in slow mo. Simply amazing.

Canton Apology, again!

Colbert can do no wrong. Simply awesome and yet more reasons to watch The Colbert Report.

That’s about it for this week. Again, just a random assortment of video’s.

Oh, so one more thing. I’ve changed the theme of the site a bit. For those that actually come to the site to read things lemme know what you think. For everyone else…suck it! Just Kidding. I do want to say thank you to everyone that actually reads this thing. I’ve had a quite a bit of traffic this past week and it makes me want to write/post more.