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B Buh B Buh Buh B GO BAYSIDE!!!

I am all over this mess. I loves me some Saved By The Bell.

Put behind one of those “more” things due to it’s length, not the language!
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Pam: I’ve been trying to make homemade arby’s sauce (not successful yet) and ended up making a really awesome chicken marinade last night in the process
that’ll be a lot of stuffing

Ben: i saw you’re update
that’s really cool

Pam: it would have been cooler if it tasted like arby’s sauce

Ben: a friend and i decided long ago that if arby’s were to bottle their sauce they could close their stores, just sell that, and still make a profit

Pam: pretty much
all the recipes I found online were lame-o

Ben: yeah. i use to have a really good one

Pam: OH RLY?

Ben: yeah
had A-1, 57 sauce, arby’s, o’charley’s honey mustard, and a few others

Pam: and now that recipe is in the abyss :[

Ben: you mean the Arbyss

Pam: ooooh!

Ben: yeah
i went there

Never one to back down from a challenge, I engaged myself in at least 2 “pun-wars” ab0ut LOST yesterday. First off is the one between Jess and I. It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, after many Shannonigans, she admitted defeat.
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Today Jen thought she could hang with the big dogs on the pun-war. Little did she know I was bringing my A game.

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J*** in my pants!

Bryan sent me this today and for the first time in a while I actually LOL’d at a video. It was just too damn funny. I’m now on a mission to find a mp3 of this. Once I do, I’ll have a new ring tone.

So I’m not sure how I came across http://thebloggess.com/ but I sure am glad I did. This mess is just too damn funny. I wanted to share with the world just how awesome it is. So far http://thebloggess.com/?p=534 is one of the funniest things I’ve read. You can’t make this stuff up! Any way, that’s all I had on that.

Enjoy!

After reading this article, and sending it to Lewis, we decided exactly how the conversation must’ve gone. Enjoy.

Ben: Gene: Ok, so we need to get 3,200ft of cable over there. Any ideas?
Jeff: We could attache them to a helicopter and take it over.
Gene: Really? That’s the best you got?
Jeff: Well it’s better than the rocket idea I had.
Gene: What rocket idea?! OMG! Rocketz! Someone get me some rockets!

Lewis: Gene Wang and Jeff Chong… of course
haha
Jeff: It’s a good thing I didn’t mention ‘a guy with a jetpack’ idea

Ben: Gene: What’s that Jeff? Did you say something about a jetpack?
Gene: The noise from the rockets kinda drowned you out.

Lewis: Jeff: NO, i meant. Deaf bats, yes, Deaf bats are poising a problem for the uh, hey look a rocket!
Gene: ROCKETZ!

Ben: this is getting posted

Lewis: do it!
but use a rocket — somehow
fire bottle rockets at your keyboard

So there it is. I managed to get an actual transcript of how that conversation took place. Man, from now on I’m using rockets for everything at the house. If I need to rake leaves…rockets. Change the litter, yep, rocket. I don’t think there’s anything a rocket can’t help out with.

I’m pretty sure this is one of the funniest things since the grape stomp lady (see below):

The grape stomp lady:

Chimp on a Segway…..
 

This movie can’t come out quick enough!

Yes please!!!!!

I’m really digging the Nightmare Revisited soundtrack so here’s Amy Lee performing Sally’s Song:
 

Here’s another few songs from the album:
Rise Against: Making Christmas – Nightmare Revisited
The Polyphonic Spree: Town Meeting Song – Nightmare Revisited 

And now for some video that I captured over the past week.

Rise Against @ The Tabernacle

Survive:
 
It’s better in the high quality version, but you have to go to YouTube to watch that.

Intro to one of their songs:

At Six Flags

Front row on Goliath:

Front row on Batman:

(God I love the sound this coaster makes) 

Last ride on Monster Plantation:

(in case the embed doesn’t work:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/10/13/ntm.eyes.on.obama.cnn)
I’m fairly certain I know who stole this kids sign, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.