Tonight after much drinkin, Kit decided that it would be in everyone’s best interest to drive the “penis car” to the strip club. We all (me an Bob) went along and hopped in the car. Well about 2 miles from the house Kit decided to get us pulled over. This was after the pushing the [...]
So tonight I had band practicie. It was really good to see the people that I hadn’t seen In an while. I mean, there were really a lot of cool people there. Putting on the #5 bass drum again was like putting on oxygen. it just felt right. i really did likei it. the guy [...]
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Mail Goggles! Now personally I don’t see a need to prevent/hinder the drunk posts. Other’s might think otherwise. I reckon I could simply turn this into a plugin for Wordpress. But knowing me, I’d just disable it and start typing away. Maybe this weekend I’ll bring them back.
Until then, happy emailing!
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I’m sticking to my word and going to cut grass this morning, despite the fact that my body hates me right now. Here’s how the story goes.
I woke up yesterday, made some breakfast and then started working. I worked from like 6am until about 5pm. I was at home the whole time, but I was [...]
fill ya in later when i’m done with watching this mutha!
The last 2 episodses of house season 1 hit a bit closer to home than i thought they would. a bit teary, but i’ll push thourhg. starting in on season 2. let’s see how this joker starts out.
why diud i never wathc this show before! l [...]
so tonight i had a much to drink there were manythings that i thought about doing, but many of myu friends also talked me out of it. i twent to dinner with jon tonight and dizam wias that shit good. i go something ( the chiplote chine) which i had never gotten before and that [...]
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THEN blow their load? I think that’s what happened tonight! I mean after 4hrs of Tivo’d SYTYCD (that’s So You Think You Can Dance for all you lame asses) it came down to the finale…or the finale was in the final 2hrs or some shit. Anyway. The last 2hrs, or the REAL finale was OF [...]
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“Alcohol, cures all that ails you” says the diabetic. That’s really the only thing that can sum up last night. Once the sun went down the drinking’ started. I was having “frewt punch” and vodka which was pretty danged tasty. Oh, I forgot…from about 2pm until I went to bed I only had alcohol in [...]
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what is it i’m speaking of exactly? is it the awesome summer movies? perhaps I’m talking about cool summer breezers. maybe it’s the smell of sweet perfume? ooooh, it could be the taste of cotton candy on your lips at the county fair just befoe you get on teh alpine jam at the county fair. [...]
So 2 of our guys didn’t make it through. Maggie’s guy who was all about contorsion and my guy who was all about strong line and overall power didn’t make it. Maggie’s guy just gave up. It was like first coreorgraphy and dude was like “yeah, so i don’t want to bring anyone down, i [...]
