First off… Jess and I now officially live together. That’s the deal. There will be more post about that in the future. That’s a fact. We’ve had a Thanksgiving and a Christmas and a New Years and a Ben moving ever f’n thing in the apartment while Jess is totally sick weekend extravaganza. That is truth. I promise at some point I will get to that and I will post pics and all will be glorisou. Tonight is all about Heroes though.
Listen to me when I tell you this. This week’s episode of Heroes is the reason I LOVE this show. First off they brought back Adam. I know he really only had like 1 power and that was talking British and healing, but he was still pretty awesome. I mean it took Peter’s dad sucking the life out of him to kill his ass. But that’s another sotryt. He came back and was in this trial type dealy with Hiro and Hiro’s dad and Hiro’s frind Ando and a bunch of other people. I swear it wasn’t the rum talkinb but the cinamatogrophy in these scenes was just like a little better than the rest of the show. I mean, it wasn’t like watching Avatar in IMAX but still. It was pretty damn good. To top that off Sylar totally made out with Clair. That’s gross, so I’ll go back to Hiro.I really just did like that whole story line about him being on trial. It was kind of a cop out, but what ever. That’s what makes the show awese.
The story with Sylar and Clair was a bit weak, but there’s really only so much you can do with a lesbian cheerleader, a chick with no powers, and a dude with every power in the world in cluding poers he forgot he had (liek the mechanic lady he killed that could hear anything). This story only served to progress the lovefest of Clair and what’shernuts. Either way it was decent, but still enjoyable.
The story of Samnuts and chick was passable. I almost felt like they threw that in there just to get Sam to be a bad guy again. He was getting to be kind of a P word. I mean he was all like “hey you, come be a carney and if you want to leave that’s cool, lemme make you some pancakes and have my tattoo chick lick all up on you.” That was really the only thing he did in the show. But now that he’s pissed I’m sure that he’ll bring dowm some more jail houses and/or magically appear in random placaces with out the ability to jump through time like F’n Hiro!!
So where were all the other characters? Petere is off with sound chick and/or flying around with his ability to fly. Mom Patrelli is off scowling at people and predicting 10 mins into the future. Matt is off being Matt and not doing a damn thing except for that stupid face he does. And the rest of the cast is just kinda fartin’ around while Hiro and Adam do battle to the death in some light filled tunnel. I kinda hope we see Adam again, but seeing as he’s died, yet again, I don’t think we will. Fail on the writers part.
So that’s my story of the night. I’m writing about Heroes and not about the funtastic time Jess and Chase and I have had over the past few months. Not about how I am in love with the most amazing woman in the world. Not about how I am happier than I have ever been in my life or how I have some amazing friends. This post is not about the dramatic changes internaly that I’ve gone through over the past year or how people that I once thought I would never be able to hang out with, spent the night at our place on New Years. I’m not here writing about friends lost and friends gained over the past 14 months. Nope, this post is about Heroes. Stay tuned for all that other nonsense.
Yeah. for. seriously! That’s how serious it is. So what is on my mind? Well for starters a lot of things. But I’ll get started with this. I noticed the other day that I was on the elevatore and there was a gaggle of ladies all bundles up. They were all in there dark grey or black over coats shivering or what ever t is that people do and I was mearly standing there in my short sleve or long sleve t-shirt. what caught my eye was the fact that here were several people acting as if it were the plague of God and some sort of absence of heat encroaching upon their existence…and here I was just chillin’ in my skivies. Well that was just funny and/or odd to me. It’s happened a few times, but there was that one time that really stood out to me.
You know what sucks? When you ar about to write something down and you kinda fall asleep. Not the kind of sleep you get if you’ve had mor ethan enough to drink, but the kind of sleep you get if you had just run a amarathon or faught Kimbo Slice in the octagon for 3 rounds. That’s what I’m talking wabout. Wait…what am I talking about”? All I knos is that I just said something about Kimbo Slice.
Oh yeah… Wait. I lost it again. What ever. So I’ll start on something new. For starters, I’m in love with Jessica Canning. This woman has encapusulated my life. I love her more than there are words and I will continue to do so until the dawn of time. I just want to go ahead and put that out there. In case any of you didn’t know, she is moving into my aartment complext on the 15th of january. that’s like les than a month away. Now, I don’t live in Milner so if you ar wanting to hang out with her you might want to go ahead and book reservaitions.
I kinda lost my train of thought again. At this pint, I’m pretty passed out, but he, that’s what people….
Totally lost my train of thought. I should sleep nopw.
Our week of thanksgiving bliss was trucking right along. I had good food and traditions with the Turner’s and lots of rest and cooking in Dwood with the boys, so the only thing left was turkey time with the Birney’s (Sniperjess’ family). For those of you that know us…the Birney house is always an interesting experience. It’s untraditional, and slightly unorthodox…but it’s always a good time with genuine intentions from all. My growing time in Dwood lately lead to what I would call a “catch up” session when we got there. The adult beverages were poured and we chatted about the previous week and just life in general. SniperBen had leftovers, but I was somewhat tired of turkey so I passed (which I would later regret…aLOT). SniperBen got yet another look into the life I grew up in. Our holidays are about celebration and believe me…we celebrate. There was laughing and jump roping and Madonna tunes blaring and dancing. I won’t sugar coat it…things get a lil crazy. It’s a lot for a person to take in if they are not accustomed to the Birney house, but SniperBen held his own. (and later held my own….blegghh). I will admit I may have over done the turkey day festivities, but I was still very thankful to have my guy there to load us up and take us home at the end of the night. (Sorry you had to tomtom your way back to my apartment babe…I owe you one! ..or two.)
Aww, we found our perfect tree!
The next morning (after some much needed Tylenol on my part), we had plans to get our tree! Going to the tree farm and cutting down the perfect tree is tradition I have always had and I could not wait to share with the boys. Believe it or not, this was the first time SniperBen had experienced this tradition! That made it all the more exciting for me. Chase ran around pointing out his favorites, and we scoped the place for the best tree. Of course…we found it! Ben cut down his first tree like a pro and we headed home to watch some football and trim the tree…sounds simple, right?
Um… no. We got to my apartment and fought with the #$*& tree for about an hour (at least). We put it in the stand, everything looks great, let go and…wait for it…lean. Try again! Loosen this part…tighten this part..wait for it..it looks great!…wait…lean! GRRRR! This is a classic scenario where SniperBen’s patience is just what I need to keep me from throwing the damn spruce out the back door and getting another one.
Merry Christmas from the Snipers
A deep breathe, and big ol’ hug, and that smile of his and I was laughing about it with him. He suggested dinner and a new, snazzier tree stand. While we were at it…I decided to switch up my boring ol’ theme and have a multicolored party tree!! And that we did…in addition to jazzing up the outside of the apartment too! I love our Milner tree and I love the decorations. We finally rested that night in a warm, cozy apartment filled with the glow of our hard work from the day. It’s the first Christmas I’ve had in a few years now that hasn’t felt like a chore. It’s an absolutely awesome feeling and I can’t wait to make more Sniper adventures this holiday season! (and believe me…stay tuned b/c they are coming!!)
You know we can’t do anything with out taking a ton of photos. So here’s the rest of the photos that help tell the tale of our very first Thanksgiving week together.
So first off…I’m drunk. Secnond off…I’m drunnk. her’s hte deal. I really don’t have a whole lot of clue what’s going on right now other than the fact ahtn I am aising at my computer watching me try to type wrds. so ar I think it’s working out well. So reall;y, I don’t have a lot to sayother than what has already been stated.
Oh, I will state the fact that as of a fe days ago, I have been divorced for about 2 months. That’s like A long time. Thinking the way I am to the school people I am younger. That’s makew sense because it’s kinda tha thing that I do.
In other news I am pretty much asleep right now and amd just typng off onf instinct. This is kinda what I do but that’s ok. I feel like I will make dome words that make sens, but I’m really not sure abut hat. Jess is sistting besie me and she’s writting a bpost about something on www.sniperbear.net, but I really have no idea what it is. I’m sure she’s looking at me like I’m a freakin’ lunatic, but i’m sure that’s just a game.
So today was kinda like off the hook cause we really didn’t do a whole lot. After we both got up and got “ready” it was tie for our run. We decided to go for the loop rather than the out and back. The loop was actually pretty god sense it tok us through a subdivison. There were kids out plaig ball with the dad and vitually no traffic at all. It was a fatastic day to run. The weather was rfect and I could not have asked or a better person to run with. Didn I mention that i’ve been as;eep for about 5 minutes now? I don’t knwo the las time I opened my eyes. I can kinda feel Jess watching me over there, but at the smee tiem, I just wat to finsh this.
Wait, where was I? I think I was talking about the run I/ we had. So it was pretty epic in the sens that we pushed through it. After the run it took us a bit to get ready. Jess farted around on FB, while I look ed froa olace to eat. I honestly have no clue what jsut fot said.
I’m faily confident that this doesn’t mae sense, but what ever, it’s all in my drunk brain. that’s typically haow these things rolll. Oh wel. You guys take it easy
first. jojo knows hwo to press appleA. which mean he cna select all on the comoputer. he is the smartest cat on this planet. truth.
second. these fuckers on rockbandd have been clapping for like…decades. i know we rock. you can stop the applause now you stupid ass people@
also. this weekend was the shitznit! ben and i ran for 4 MILES! it was an really awesome run. the weather was perfect..the leaves were falling and the air was chilly. we found a new troute on the nike plus sitebut we thought we missed a road but how about i don tthink we did miss the road. we eneded up exactly where we wer e supposed to be and it was ssssssuch a good run! i think i miay have experience dhrunners high for the first time ever. ther ewas a time around mile 1.5 when i just felt like i could fly. we hadnt stopped to walk yet and somethign abut the music and the run and the waether and all of it just gave me juice. i took off sprinting and it was only for a few dozen feet or so but i felt awesomse. peeler rd. hill got me later in the run though. that hill kicked my ass. KICKED my ASS. dude…it was bad. but i’m gonna dominate that hill soon. DOMINATE that mf hill. just wait
ok. so we also had a date night this wekened. we went to strip on friday night and it was soooooooooo good. best steak everah/! and we did some more stuff but i dont really remember what. oh! wiat…we went to j. christophers. for breakfast. it was deeeelish. except i really with i could eat eggs. dammit that make me mad! i had the saugage bisctuits though. and they were good. oh and we took pics of sppooky town tonight. i know halloween is over but we had to take asome pics of it before all the halloween decor is gone. so we’ll put that wawy tomorrow and get ready for thanksgiving and christmast! we tried watching twilight too but we both passed out and woke p and it was over. boooo on that. it’s actually a really reallyb ad moive though\. and that kinda sucks. in case you didnt know i am pon day 14 of being smoke free. and also…jojo likes to eat my hair. wtf is up with that? really jojo? dont eat my hair…cmon.
So I have to say that this season came back pretty dang fierce! I maean maybe I’vfe only watched once episode and MAYBE i’ve on;y fishedhs off a quarter bottle of vodka AND whisky, but damn, this show is funny. i’d call city hall to keep it on thei air.
not realy. just wanted to use a shouth out fro the show. i have to pee and i should prollly sleepy time. night.
So I’ll just go ahead and prefeace this with a few rules!?
a) i am ntdunk
b) this is what i post when i drink a lot an d haven’t posted in like a mjillion years
c) heroes is my jam. don’t worry. i’ll get to that that in a min
I do’n't think there is a d.
So I was watching heroes after wacthing the rest of the vodika I was drinking tonight and then I decideed to finish the rest of my burbn. While i was watching Jeroes I watched Man Vs. Vood. But it was only afer I finished the showt ahtI watched the MvF. That’s the orer that it went in. “Cake mix and Swiss Filled Chocolate.” “After the Whipp filled Avalanche” No idea whats up with that. So let’s get back to heroes!
Here’es is my Jam! I watched it tonight and I have to say that Episode 3 of the 4th sesaon is rockin’ thatshiz like my jam! Like it started off kinda weak this season but then it went to money butter. This seaon thay added this whole new carnie crew that is like a necessary addition to the rosther. like the main carnie guy is kinda aweomse but then he’s not but then he kinda is… but not soe much. i’d rahte r see knife guy knife up some shit but he’s all just angry and stuff. then you have bennett and he’s kind of a puss. what’s up with that. i mean dude had his face shot off in one of the previous seaons and used his “daughters” blood to bing him back to life. that’s kind alike hard core monkey bones. so then you have mind reader guy… um.. the guy that does that squinty mind face reeady thing. he’s kinda getting on my nerves cause i wish he’d team up wiht sylar who is in his face. i mean they could be like simon and simon. that was a bad ass team. i mean, it’s not like they are hanible, face, BA, murdok, and (was there a 5th a-teamer?) who wknos’. all i’m saying is mind guy should be a bit less winy and a bit more mindy. so you have claire and she’s all gonna make out with that gretchen chick next episode, but that doesn’t discount the fact that she was in her undies LAST epised! what’s up with that?! who knows. so yeah. heroes is my jam. peter is like “yeah, i dunno. i’m just gonna take it easy and save a bunch of lives and get more powers and show up and bennet’s house and peace out bitches!” and nathan’s all “whoa! i know kung fu” and then his mom is like “wait, you told that trick you killed her daughter?!” “nah, that ain’t me, i got this.” then millie was all “BUSS A CAP IN HIS ASS!!!” which that guy did until nathan was all night of the living dead and rollin’ up out the dirt.
so yeah heroes is the jam. i can’t wait to see next week when more heoring happens and more stuff nearly explodes. oh and when the next episode of heores rolls around i will be nearly 30 years old. sean and bryan will already be bag of bones, but i won’t…yet. never fear though. Jessica Canning (the love of my life) is working on some plans. FYI, i love that woman!
hope you guys are awesome. i hope to be posting more in the next few days/weeks to coem. i don’t think tyey will all be drunk ones, but what ever. this is my blog i can post as frequetny and drunknelty as i want. peace out biznachers! this san fran burrito is in the sack!
Thanks to That Pam Chick I have a title for my latest post. So here goes.
Over the past somtheing or another I’ve been kinda up and down. I reckon it’s the holidays and such, but this week I kinda bounced back. I had a really low day, but then out of no where I had a day of just awesome high.
To be honest I really don’t know what all to type. This is one of those drunk posts where I know I’m drunk and it doesn’t really come out funny or anything, just seesm like I have no clue what I’m talking about and you skip on to the next item in your list of things to read. Well, I would venture to say that you should stay here if at the very least to watch this:
In case you were wondering what you just witnessed, it was the second seson of Flight of the Conchords.
ok, i just woke up. i should go to sleep. 2 bottles of red wine all to myslef isn’t the best idea i reckon. sleep is better. good think i’m off tomorrow.
i’ll touch this up tomorrow. or maybe i won’t who knows.
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