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w00t! Man, I’m juiced. Knocked a whole minute off my last time. Just gotta keep at it. wooooooo hooooooooo!!!!!!!

While cutting grass on Saturday Sean told me a story of this guy that apparently was attacked by a bear, tried to simply survive, then decided it was him or the bear, and somehow he came out on top. At first I was like, there’s no way this could be real, but then I found the article. Here’s the story: Man Kills Bear with stick.

After reading the story, I kinda felt sorry for the bear. Not just because of the 2 cubs, but because something tells me the bear would’ve started backing down after it had been hit a few times. Then again, I wasn’t a guy who had just been partially eaten by a bear. I’m just shocked that after the guy had already rendered the bear seemingly unconscious, he continued to beat it. Maybe it’s just me, but if I have a gash on my head, arm, and rib cage I’m gonna get’s to gettin’ ASAP. Especially if that gash was caused by a bear eating me. But he didn’t he continued to swing his piece of wood at the bear. Wait….what? I maybe would’ve rephrased that. Perhaps the title of the article should’ve been: “Man uses his wood to kill bear”.

Oh well, I reckon it was survival of the fittest, or at least survival of the largest wood. I know if I were him, I’d keep the stick and every time someone challenged me just bust that out and say “just fyi, I did kill a bear with that, don’t think I won’t use it on you.”

On that note:

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